“Dads, just let me-“
“Peter, get down-“
In which they find out that Peter’s the one that has been gallavanting around in skintight red-and-blue spandex.
Via And you keep waking up.
“But I was just-“
“People were throwing money, Tony!”
In which Tony sees an opportunity, and he seizes it.
Via And you keep waking up.
Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger [x]
click. the. X.
DO IT.
You will not regret it.
Via i hate tom hiddleston
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out.
why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me
